I don't know where to begin. I threatend to punch a girl in the face, I shoved a skinny nerd onto the stage at a concert, I ran over a trash can and drug it for a block, and I spent a lot of money on nothing. I have to go Josiahs wedding in a week and I have no clue where I am staying, how I am getting there, and I am coming home.
Today Jason and I are going shoping for summer crap and I know that I should not be spending money but it is something that has to happen today.
Tomorrow I have to go on a boat trip for 11 miles. That's going to be a barrel of fun. Right up there with having Troy De Veit burp the national anthem in my face while Hitler goose steps in muddy boot on my bed. Ah well, at least I got laid... on that is, laid on by Seth, Mike, and Jason in some stylish string bikini's.
Well, I would love to stay and talk about the good old days when we would roam the free plains as buffalo but I am going to go spend money at the mall.
Sleep well you sirens of good days.
My name is Carl.