I Am Ethan - The Sexist - The Pervert - The Racist
I Break Bottles Behind The Wah-Wah - I Dig Holes And Burn Wood - I Egg Cars
I Will Rape A Goose Before I Die - I Will Fart Up The Nose Of Progress - I Will Fall Asleep While Driving
My Voice Will Be Heard - My Pelvic Thrust Will Be Fealt - My Ass Will Be Mooned At Passing Cars
I Am Ethan - The Rapist - The Sleek - The Sexy - The Firey Swordsmen Of Bel-Lok
--Ethan Breedlove